I just chatted up a homeless lady on the street to avoid running into the married co-worker I'm rumored to be having an affair with, lest people continue to speculate if they see us together outside of the building. I gave her a dollar for her time.
Key word in that paragraph is "rumored". It seems as though a single woman can't be friends with a married co-worker without starting the tongues a-waggin'. Ridiculous.
Until today, though, it had only cost me a few hours of sleep. Now those bitches owe me money.
I guess I'll just write it off as charity. I should go back and get a receipt...