Yes, that's a quote from one of my dear friends in reference to our upcoming weekend plans. The very highly-anticipated river floating trip is this weekend and The Core is getting excited. We're even bringing along a few dudes for a little added entertainment. In case you're unfamiliar with a Texas river float, the details are pretty simple: You buy a lot of beer, rent two tubes (one for yourself and one for your cooler), and then you float down a river for two hours. Genius, I know.
I will definitely be drinking my party-bikini off. As a nod to the superlatively white trash trip that this is becoming, it will be decorated with stars and bars. I love embracing cliches. Here is a list of reasons why this trip is more WT than a normal float-the-river trip:
2) too many people have DWIs and can’t drive that far. Because of that,
3) 3 people had to call their probation officers to get permission to leave the county. We also have
4) 12 people going and the cabin only has beds for 11 so
5) one person has volunteered to sleep in the walk-in pantry because
6) that’s the room with the most privacy, should he get some random Gruene, Texas ass.I heart my friends, I really do.